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jenny.
19.
New York.

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: deathchilds, via awkward-superpower)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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pemsylvania:

it’s national murderers day!! to accept your free cake please come down to the local police station and identify yourself

(Source: pemsylvania, via awkward-superpower)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?


I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via awkward-superpower)

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy, via awkward-superpower)

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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