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jenny.
19.
New York.

l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

bless this post

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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student:hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
chanelempire:

dior-models:

waakeme-up:

PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST HE IS A REAL PERSON LET THAT SINK IN

oh hello there 

it reblogged itself

chanelempire:

dior-models:

waakeme-up:

PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST HE IS A REAL PERSON LET THAT SINK IN

oh hello there 

it reblogged itself

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pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

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